If you fast forward to the end Yale slaps the fuck out of Derek with a satisfying SMACK. Yale offers to buy Derek out of the Podcast. Derek believes people will actually pay him to wish them happy birthday. Yale instead offers to pay to Derek to abuse himself. They compare the times they lost their virginity (Derek got caught). The guys also discuss where they kept their porn stashes as kids (again, Derek got caught). Yale tells the tale of straight jacket. The guys do another shit we hate segment. They discuss the possibility of starting a Den of Debauchery Facebook page. What do you fans think? Should we start a Facebook page? Where did you guys lose your virginity, and what song was playing? Would you pay to slap Derek? How do you feel about sweet tea and coke products? Do any of you actually read this? No. Will you comment on the video? Probably not. Is asking a waste of time? Definitely. Is this podcast a pointless endeavor? Almost certainly.
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