In the episode we have our first sponsor!!! We also read off some viewer questions and comments. Yale tells a tale of the worst hookup he had while he was in the army. (WE GET IT YALE. YOU WERE A VETERAN. STOP PULLING THAT CARD). You’re welcome Kevin. Derek promotes pregnant women drinking and smoking (I assume his mother did this which would explain a lot). Yale almost dies from a violent cough while recording. Derek shares a tales of a friend of his that was in competition with 2 other men to see who the father of the baby was. They should have been on Maury. The Den discuss the transitioning of a 7 year old. Yale recalls the time he brought a beer bottle to school as a child and Derek brought a knife. We talk about the children bustin’ nuts in their teachers’ crepes. And the only person who could figure out who did it….the DICKtective.