We have upgraded our studio. Thank you to Kevin (Last Name Unknown) and his brother for making that shitty jingle happen. Yale gives an update on his former flame. Yale reveals a clip from porn that was so funny it almost killed him. Yale talks about his dad not being able to accept when he is wrong (much like Derek). We talk about the Jeffey Epstein “suicide.” It is important to note, for any listeners at all associated with the Clinton Family that we whole-heartedly accept that he definitely did kill himself and no foul play was involved whatsoever, long live the Clintons. We talk about Trump's glorious hairdo. We ask the question, “Have we ever had a bald president?” Also, WE HAVE REACHED OUR MILESTONE! Which means the competition is happening. Prepare to watch Derek cry and crap on camera. Derek threatens to beat Yale's ass (HA….HA). Also, are Black Rhinos just covered in mud? Maybe. We go off on the shit we hate segment. Tell us some things that you hate. Yale continues to interrupt Derek with his new soundboard, while they discuss Kanye West's crazy ass. We learn Derek doesn't like Charlemagne Tha God. Now at this point in the description you have definitely stopped reading. I know that. So why am I still typing? Maybe I am just bored. Maybe I am lonely. Maybe I just keep hoping against hope that someone will notice all the work I have put in. Who am I kidding….life is an empty pit….it all means nothing. In the end we are all just hairless apes trying to convince ourselves that we are special, when in reality we are God's mistake. Or even worse, a random, unlucky occurrence by pure chance that involves no divine creator. What is the point of it all? WHAT IS THE POINT???