We open with a video of a gentleman complaining of having his penis covered in rice and corn beef. We discuss jizzing on people ( yes, again). Look if you don't know what we are about by this point, this is your fault. We talk about stand up. Derek made fake chain text messages to get laid. We talk a bit about the Corona virus and the people selling essential items for profit. We discuss the insanity of the school that doesn't allow women to say no. That and much, much more is on the episode. Also, a special guest calls in right at the end of the episode.