WHERE ARE MY PANTS?
YONCÉ, WHERE'S THAT COFEE
I'M COMING, JESUS–
JESUS
Watch it.
Amen.
If you drop that watermelon, i'll kill you.
Oh NO!
Ok.
Ok.
[pause]
Now, run.
DON'T DROP THE SOAP
WHAT
*SOAP*
W000000AHHH.
THIS IS OUT OF CONTROL.
THIS IS OUT OF–
GOD
I got this.
GOD, YOU'RE DRUNK
You know, this one was almost right–
You got your dopplegangers?
UH huh.
Alright. Come on.
Hm. Wait.
Just make sure s/he–
Is it a “she”
Whatever, come on.
Just make sure she sees you.
Look. I just got. A lot on my mind right now,
I can't write this.
GOF
I got this.
Wtf is going on HERE.
VO.
Hmm let me guess
YOUNG JACK BLACK
[Insert here]
Close enough.
I got this.
Something, something–
lalala
OK, GET ME OUT OF THIS MOVIE
GET ME OUT OF THIS PARTY.
I WANT TO GO HOME.
GOD, GO HOME,
YOU'RE DRUNK.
THIS IS MY HOUSE.
That's right. It's your HOUSE:
GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS.
SO go HOME.
GOD
YOu know what. You're right. I don't need this.
FInally.
God, she's so wasted.
Where's my Keys?
OKay, now i'm understanding
DRIVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Jesus, this thing just goes on and
Look at this point ,
ALICIA KEYS
I'm on it.
GOD is writing this, i'm just–
An actor, I guess.
TV-MA
Drama
When the
Nvm? I guess!?
RITA is the first AI designed specifically with asset protection in mind—
RITA, protect my assets.
LATER:
RITA (robotic voice, but gangster)
Yo, Peter.
This mother fucker right here actually tried to play me for a fool
Please elaborate, RITA
RITA
Divulging plot for political assasination and asset liquidation
In the heights
Complications
Man, it's just crazy how they assimilated you with reverence
What exactly does that even mean?
Let's find out
You know what?
You're right.
Reverend.
Major Tom.
Sire! You must come quickly.
Must I?
You must
*must DIE!*
For what?
No time for an explanation, the page is turning
SN-TRASHFREE-4XR4-ZV6W-4ZR4-VYA9
It ain't easy being supa me
So I switch it to sunni b
So sweet, I'm a honey be
Money don't mean a thing
If I ain't got no love in it
I been craving some Mickey d's
But I'm vegan, so luckily
My energy is tripling
Three threes,
I bet your listening
I'm livin in the
Kingdom of Heaven yes
I'm blessed, kids;
That was just a test, kids -ū
It's true, this:
I didn't want to do this:
I'm sick of this Sunnï Blū shit
If orange is the new black
And hello yellow
Like pikachu,
I choose too
Pull it like a loose tooth,
Loose change, two strange truths
To shoot thru
Pull up in AK I might shoot ū
LA one day,
Uptown A
Confused YouTube
Today to JFK
Poof, dude!
I'm the toothe fairy
You should bury me—like seeds
I grow trees and
I
Speak in tongues, (just like cree, RIP, though)
You can't scare me,
I don't care
And I'm too aware of you
Tie you to a chair
And I'm preparing you for
Cake, bitch
Happy Birthday,
I'm famous, baby just don't—
Baby don't leave
Baby don't leave
Baby don't leave
Baby don't leave!
Maybe I spoke too soon
I opened your notebook,
so consumer
Prove me wrong but
I could be much blonder
And I could have two sons
And one less drunk
Ex-husband
(That's funny, don't.)
Shh.
Don't bring it up again
Cause it's beginning to ruffle feathers
My expressions of these deep regressions
No regrets though,
I begets flow,
10 doors open every time
One closes,
So
Portal—
I got my foot in all of em
I'm walking awkward,
Cause my cock is swinging
To the theme of
Johnny Cochran
This is not
as seen on TV
but amen
Just promise, if you gon leave
We gone stay friends,
Like Jennifer Aniston
Baby don't leave
Baby don't leave
Baby don't leave
Baby don't leave!
Curiosity has just killed two cats
But the truth is,
I just wanted the algorithm to see me
Confused as to
Who switched with him
This isn't him,
I'll admit: the one that's meant for me
Or was, at least,
Again, adjust my misery and memories
With sympathies for something haunting me
In dreams an frequencies
Please, believe me
I needed you
And might still need
Somebody
Everybody's nothing
but just a body or a hobby
Not a husband, or a daughter,
Or a son:
All I lost was
Over
Okay,
stop it
What you've got to know is:
Every time this lady sings this song,
Something amazing happens–
What is so great about this–
I don't get it.
But like,
Behind her.
Every time.
Does not disappoint
What do you want from me?
Ooh, it's bad .
What don't I want from you?
[BILLIE ELLISH'S Grammies begin singing in a harmony, forming a great symphony. She doubles back, pushing for a moment—then shrugging it off, before a grand gesture
I'm on my hands and knees
Just seeing you in dreams
Whatare you saving it for
What are you saving it for
Grocery store horror show
Slow motion drum roll
What are you saving it for
What are you saving it for
I'd rather th er friend than a father figure
Video games and department show shopping
Discretion and internet interests,
Never more than the start in Athens
The triad, the triggers
You promised!
Though not as important
Of the promise you once made
No more arguments, man
It's like all of a sudden,
She loves me again
But it doesn't take back all the things she said
All the things she did
All the things I did
For the things she did
All the things she said
For the things she did
The things she said
The things she said
Plant a seed, let it grow
Let it breathe, don't you know
Take it easy, the day off
Don't say a word,
Don't move a muscle
Easy, easy on the eyes
Easy, easier on the years
Shivers on the mark of the beast
Cause it's been 6 years at least
Since he—
Don't do it:
Time moves different here,
In the 9th dimension
Light a candle, spread some ashes on some
Simple synchronicities
Remember me
When you forget yourself
To be remembered
remember the family
Fame, defiling, misfortune
The torture
The fortune
My name up in lights on the awning I'm under
In some google drive
A long drive out from Boston
Bassoon in my onyx
My name in the
Name in the
Cherubs on the tusks
Cheeriot on top
I polished off a box of cereal
On some rooftop
Just earlier,
Thanks for the reminder.
Imm burned as the beats on the countertop
Burned, like the end of the gun
Could have forgotten your number
Could have figured the father for
Dollars I've got in the
{Enter The Multiverse}
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