{A Pattern of Predictability}


{A Pattern of Predictability}


You've got some issues

And that's totally hot

I'm totally spoiled rotten

I am

Totally thought

I want to be free

That's what I want

I want to be free

Two, one

I want

I want I want

Dime a dozen

Shoes for dollops

Cost and markets

Hot sauce

Call the cops on em

What you wanted

Dratch

Knee highs

Strawberry milkshake

“Delicious looking drink”

Check out big Jimmy!

No, he's kind of mean.

The networks work for the advertisers;

The advertisers work for the corporations

The corporations work for the politicians.

Who do you sponsor?

Who do you sponsor?

I don't know; I just like this brand of soap.

Gets the job done.

SETH MaYERS sits backstage clutching his golden spiraled notebook nervously and schoolgirlish, looking into the audience.

Oh my gosh. It can't be!

MeanWhile,

ADAM SANDLER finds the real life version of the remote control from Click. And it works.

…okay…

He clocks “mute” everything does.

ADAM

This is fucked up.

MAYA RUDOLPH does not like space travel.

MAYA

I want— to go—home now.

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