This is as cool as my fucking socks.
…you wear socks.
Bright.
HE WEARS SOCKS.
___
nNNNNAaaaaaaaaHHHHHHH GetaWAY, You're from HEEEEEEEEEELLLL
What are you for?
If i just wish on a star,
Would they all fall out the sky?
I ponder
Drop in the bucket;
Or whatever that was
Before i lost it
How long can you handle?
Awhile,
Now that I'm up, i'm up
And now that i've died,
I'll prosper.
Phospherous and suns
Won't you want us all
Just to fall over
A sphere obit rolls the ball
But then,
Something comes along to stop it
I finally learned my lesson in kinetics after all
Mathematic and magnets,
But it just tastes like magic
Sprite or Orange Crush Soda?
Flat, and not sparkling water at all
Holy shit, i never thought i'd have to say this;
Never thought there was a need,
But I just got Daft Punk'd.
SUCKA.
Well, the Helmets don't help.
How…is this a thing?
Impersonators.
LIL BITZ
I got clickbaited this video on youtube
And I thought Daft Punk had gotten back together
But as it turns out
It's just two dudes in helmets
Playing Daft Punk live
And the band is still broken up
My heart is broken a little
I tried to get tickets
And saw that their tour was all european and I was like
That's not fair! Daft Punk is back together! This should be global!
I'm in New York, how do you not have a show in New York
And then i look closer
At their website,
And their website says–
“DAFT PUNK TRIBUTE BAND”
And i was so fucking tired
And so fucking cranky
It almost shook me.
I was livid.
I was pissed.
I was like “how in the fuck is it possible that you could even make a living doing something like this?”
Those two dudes are still out there–they're still alive.
It's not like an Elvis impersonator,
Or Michael Jackson:
Daft Punk broke up like YESTERDAY
And you guys are making money putting on helmets
And impersonating THEM?!
Fuck that!
Give me a break!
And then, that's when i thought about it for the first time maybe ever in my life.
That's it!
I'll just be deadmau5.
[Enter The Multiverse}
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