Oh that's right.
Lorne Michaels doesn't sound like Austin Powers—
He sounds like Dr. Evil.
Dead wringer.
I don't know how I could mess that up.
The Mike Meyers part?
Was he both of them!
I don't know— was he??
Jesus ChristS
This is all your fault, Seth Meyers.
Are you— a cinephile?
Oh yeah. Of course. I love cinnamon.
Idiot.
So my insides get soft
When I see your shadow
Listen
Everything glistens when it's golden
Perhaps then
If it isn't yellow
She don't got a soul
But she sure do got a body
Dor dor nyc
TRACY MORGAN
OH YEA. I DID SOME WEIRD SHIT THIS MORNING.
Tracy! What weird shit!
I don't know! I just know it was weird!
Wait, Tracy— what happened this morning.
Well, the first thing was— I woke up.
Yeah, after that.
But not in my normal places that I wake up!
What do you mean.
Well, that was the first thing that was weird!
I woke up in BROOKLYN.
Why anything I like gets odd at Bedford
And why
Anything I like
Just thinks I'm scum
Imm succumbing to the numbness of the public
And I love it
But I love it cause I'm wholly made of love
I don't even live here
This place is filled with demons
My home is filled with dead things
The difference is the spirit
We also come light hearted m
We also formed from stardust
I wonder what's
SETH MEYERS finally gets out of the box,
The problem is now, that he's marooned on what appears to be a desolate island.
It's not entirely desolate, however— this is SUNNI BLU's island, on which there is a huge days long party
Props for having a white mom
I bed she adores you
I can tell by your clothes
And what you know
That you're not
Supposed to
My mom
Had no rules
But was beautiful
Suited me,
But I'm not beauty queen
Really I'd rather have a white mom
I'd probably be discovered on
Girls gone wild
{Enter The Multiverse}
If my Shazam can hear it bro it's too loud.
Fuck this place.
SETH MEYERS
You blacked out under the Christmas tree.
SUNNI
Oh. I'm sorry—
SETH MEYERS
—but first you put up a Christmas tree.
SUNNI
Wow!
#theblackout
SETH MEYERS
Yeah, i'm—seriously impressed, but..
SUNNI
—-but what?
Seth Meyers
SETH MEYERS
I—just don't understand how you got into my house.
SUNNI
Through the chimney, obviously.
SETH MEYERE
That's—I don't even have a chimney.
SUNNI
Yes you do!
(He doesn't)
Alternately:
Or—
(Didn't , previously, however—)
SUNNI BLU has a CHIMNEY installed for an elaborate pranking, however,
—DIE—
!
Ok.
—Due to the elaborateness of this prank, belligerent drunkenness then insued, which resulted in—
SUNNI
—well, were there presents?
SETH MEYERS
I mean; besides yourself?
SUNNI
Is what I'm asking!
SETH MEYERS
Yes! And they were really, very nice, but look—
GOTH SETH ROGEN is killin it.
Was this not about to be GOTH SETH MEYERS?
By some awful Freudian slip, yes, it was— but that can't happen ,
Why not?
Cause that guy's still locked inside a hot metal box.
Actually, I'm not,
Whaaaaa??
I'm like— on an island.
Oh.
Yeah. That's right.
Marooned. On an island.
That sucks.
Yeah.
So why can you hear us, like?
I just figured imm hallucinating.
Oh. Right, right.
He doesn't know he's on the TV?
I don't think so.
Oh, I know I'm on TV, it's just—
Shh. Let's get out of here before he—
Actually, let's just turn this off.
*off.*
Phew, dodged a bullet there.
Close one.
Yikes.
Thank goodness.
This is getting meta.
—aaand i'malone again.
Christ
CHRIST appears beside Seth Meyers on the island.
Oh, it's you again.
Hey, guy.
What did you want?
Out of the hot sticky metal box— but as you can see, I did that on my own.
Hey, look— I get all my messages at the same time, alright?
Do you not have a beeper or something?
What year is this?
Says the dude in the robe.
Watch it.
Fuck.
Crisis.
Speaking of Chrisis—is Jimmy Fallon Still suing me?
Probably.
I hope so,
MEANWHILE
Sorry but it had to be done
Somehow I'm all for it
I got holes in all my socks
Like I got golf at 9 o clock
I was bionic
Now I'm supersonic
Toxic for the hustle
Russell brand up in this bitch
Promote my brand up in this bitch
Throw some hands up in this bitch
Smoke some ham up on a sandwich
Sand up in this castle
Throw a flag up in this beach (bitch)
Land Hoooooooooooooooooo
Land hooooooooooooooo.
Land ho
Ho
Ho
Can applause
I'm Santa clause
I'm man;
I'm a
Possible
Option for
Drama
Atlanta
In a
Cadillac
In the
Back with the
Bosses and
Models
I got
Bottle service
Hold the phone
My servitor say
Already won an award
And it just got awkward
Cause I don't finish the song
Tomorrow
Flight to Auckland
(Oy oy)
I am her
Boy toy
We pick up some
Mai tais
Then she
Ride on
My thighs
She just right
A size nine
And I like her eyes,
Eyes,
She don't want no ICE,
Her life on the rocks
already deported her twice
From where I'm from
(Aye aye)
Some time this shit don't make no sense
So I brought Christmas presents over
Wearing cookie monster's—
SETH.
What.
I had Cookie Monster's— uhhh— cookie monster's uh—!
Cookie monster's what—
Creepy puppet thing
The actual puppet?
YES!
Why—?
On my hand!
What?
IT WAS PART OF THE JOKE!!
What!
Oh NO, SETH MEYERS.
What is happening right now .
I don't know. I'm still drunk! But we gotta find Cookie Monster.
What!
The Cookie Monster fucking—c'mon. Let's check the chimney!
I don't have a—
CUT TO:
…you built me a chimney.
Technically, I had a chimney built for you, Seth Meyers,
WHY.
IT WAS PART OF THE JOKE.
WHAT WAS THE JOKE! I FOUND YOU DRUNK UNDER MY CHRISTMAS TREE.
It was MY Christmas tree!
IN MY LIVING ROOM.
[beat]
This is just bad office politics.
I'm your boss.
I resent that.
I also resent that.
So—wait a second— as part of this “elaborate joke” you also stole a Cookie Monster puppet.
I didn't steal it. I own everything, basically, pretty much.
Okay— so wait, wait— what you're telling me is that when you came through the chimney—
Yes—
Which you built on my house— somehow within out my notice—
—you take long vacations and your security system sucks—
—that's—
Also I hacked your security system.
—for a joke?!
…did it land?
WHAT.
I'm trying new bits.
This scene is running long.
—I'm gonna make some calls.
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Wait something got kerfaufulled…
No we're jumping parallel's it's this season's theme.
What's the theme?
THE REVERSE QUANTUM SIMULATION THEORY
[REQŪÏSĪTE: The Experienxe]
[postponed until further notice]
Lulz