[008.]

In THE BEFORE TIME, SETH ROGEN is PUSHED down the JEW PORTAL to an unknown realm across infinity; this ultimately leads to his villainey in our current web of multidimentional-fuck-plots.

Why are they “fuck-plots”

Fuck. Watch it—

Ugh!

Plot hole—

Fuck— plot hole—

Dammit.

You lose.

Yo fuck you. I had to Jew this the old fashioned way, alright.

How'd you get in?

Through the eyes.

Are you serious.

What.

This guy.

Why! What!

Nevermind.

Hey, fuck you.

What!! How did you get in?

You don't want to know.

Are you serious!

I'm not even allowed to say.

Are you serious?

Like, ever.

I wonder what's wrong with me that this weird shit keeps happening.

This is weird, right.

Yes.

Like, you're—me.

Like, I'm you.

I'm you.

Gross.

Anyway, Jew bot.

No. We cannot have entire episode where—

Jew started it.

Oh god.

Jesus Christ.

And I'm better at it.

Suddenly everything's

Not only blue but cerulean

As if I spoke rules into effect,

With just enough effect to let it happen

TIMMY'S DAD leaves to play poker, however, because TIMMY is on heavily restricted HOUSE ARREST, his father has hired his old babysitter VICKY to watch him while he is out, VICKY, now pushing 50 (or at the very least looking like it), has not aged well— she is a haggard chai smoker who has developed a large and hair SKIN GROWTH

don't forget about CARYN

Oh yeah, huh.

Hey!

Uh, hello.

You're Whoopi Goldberg.

Oh?

Yeah!

You must have me mistaken.

No, I don't.

You certainly do, love— not to worry. It happens all the time.

No, I know for a fact you're Whoopi Goldberg.

That sound very Jewish.

Yeah! Exactly!

I'm from Brooklyn.

But—

My name is Caryn.

I— yeah but—

This is my stop. Nice to meet you, uh—?

Nevermind.

“Goldberg” sounds Jewish, doesn't it?

The friend nods and the two

Ugh I think Jimmy Kimmel is in hatus and I think I might die.

Right guierllmo?

Uh, right.

See how much faster it moves than you,

Weeping,

And creeping up, keeping these things as a secret is freeing

Becomes secret

Did you leave it signed in

Is it within season,

A distraught out of of work and very struggling actress (MAYA RUDOLPHish) has an exceptional (read: exceptionally bad) audition with a well known improvisational theatre troupe which offers the opportunity to sometimes tour and escape the drab and hostile New York cityscape–although the offered reasoning for declining her application for the open position, despite her “perfect pitch” was that she simply wasn't “ugly enough”, after a disgruntled shouting match with the theatre's janitor ends in an explosive food fight in rampant outrage, she is hired for the position and “initiated” into the crew; soon she learns ‘The Uglies' are no ordinary band of misfits–and now adventure awaits on the sometimes open road to who-knows where.

“The Uglies” (working title)

Comedy, Ensemble, Episodic

{Enter The Multiverse}

[The Festival Project™ ]

{Enter The Multiverse}

L E G E N D S:

ICONS

Tales of A Superstar DJ

The Secret Life of Sunnï Blū

Ascension

Deathwish

-Ū.