I'm a size extra small,
What are you all on?
I lost all of ya'll
And then some
Sitting on the wall,
But I went over once
And once and for all
I went over up
I'll take breakfast
At Jimmy and Molly's
At Jimmy and Molly's.
I'm a mom.
I'll take dinner at Jimmy and Molly's
A bottle of law for the shrubs and a handful of Molly.
I'm in love and a little bit fucked up
I don't know what you want,
I'm a extra small, bruh
I'm a mom
And a model
I'll have brunch over Jimmy and Molly's
Jimmy and Molly.
I'll have breakfast at Jimmy and Molly's
(At Jimmy and Molly's)
I'm at dinner at Jimmy and Molly's
And I brought a bottle
This is grown folks talk
I just watered the shrubs
I might go to the club
Then the pub in the morning
The party at Jimmy and Molly's was awesome
I got gin and some tonic
I'm probably in love with the
—
SUNNI BLU blacks out in the SHRUBS after the wild party at
[Shrubs]
—well, it started at Jimmy Kimmel's house.
Where did you learn how to load a gun?
Nowhere!
[rapid machine gun fire]
I taught myself.
This is the worst map ever.
THE MAP IS OPEN.
Location:
HIGHLINE PARK, MANHATTAN.
THIS IS THE BEST MAP EVER.
What the FUCK is wrong with you.
Get down!
Ahaha! Ahaha!
Ppppppppppppllllllltttt!
—shing!
Bullets ricochet off of the giant pigeon statue.
SUNNI BLU
How much is it?
How much is what?
The bird.
IVAN
You want— to buy my art.
Yes. I will buy this.
This?
This.
It was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen in Manhattan.
No neck tattoos.
I can't be thinking about you
While I'm thinking about
Not thinking about you
I can never get off on a handjob
Unless you reach for th heart,
Then claw, for the lobster
I need a vasectomy
The more I orgasm about you the more
Kayla's and Katie's and Madison's and
Marrianne's and Nancy's.
The harder I want you to fuck me
The more the
Lillies and Emma's, and Kimberlee's,
Lexies and Annie's.
(Can't forget Ashley)
I just bought a submarine
A submarine
A submarine
I just hawked a wedding ring
An ice cream truck
And a paraglider
I despise these guys
Should I try the spider
Either or
Fuck Mother's Day
Teacher's appreciation
Polyamorouses,
Models,
Bottle service girls
And other whores.
What a putrid fallacy you have
What's a project—
Fantasies in your habit m
Now's a nun
And a number
I been celibate three years
And I'm still not hungry enough
To reach low on the totem pole
For the frog
Holding us all up
I gotta call my doctor
Just to show up the pope!
Shut up, work harder
I work hard enough getting
Don't be dumb.
I'm not being dumb.
You're dumb.
I'm— not—
Don't be dumb.
DILLON FRANCIS and SUNNI BLU sit awkwardly in the indiscriminate parked car, facing towards the beach, as the Californian fog begins to roll in and obscure the clear view of the night sea.
It has been a long a turbulent week since the tabloids and press got ahold of their
—can or worms
—book of secrets!
Whatever shut up.
It's been a long week.
DILLON FRACIS
You know, you don't have to talk like that.
SUNNI BLU
Talk like what, Dillon Francis?
DILLON FRANCIS
You can just— be yourself around me.
[beat, and a long pause. The awkward tension turns to a deep and complex, serious silence]
SUNNI BLU
This is my real self, now, Dillon Francis.
Holy shit that weird clown statue in Santa Monica almost wants to make sense now.
DILLON FRANCIS
And you don't have to call me ‘Dillon Francis' anymore.
SUNNI BLU
Yes I do, Dillon Francis— because it's your name.
DILLON FRANCIS
I meant—
SUNNI BLU
Besides, you wouldn't like anything else I'd call you.
KENAN THOMPSON is an EXRAODINARY RAPPER— he is SECOND IN THE WORLE after SUNNI BLU and wants to put their ONGOING BEEF and DIFFERENCRS aside for THE REALEST COLLABORATION OF ALL TIME.
BITCH.
However,
Once beginning on the endeavor, the two rappers find it increasingly hard to get along with one another.
ABitch.
—watch out.
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