[002.]

I just found out the President doesn't drink and this is something we have in common.

I don't drink; but i found out he didn't and it made me want to start.

I'm like

“Oh, I can't be associated with this dude”

I started shopping for lime-a-ritas.

Spritzers and shit, something fruity.

I'm like

“I think i just became an alcoholic.”

I started to get worried.

I watch a lot of late night TV;

I'm like, obsessed with those guys– right?

[oppotunity for crowdwork:

Anybody else watch late night?

[maybe one person, but probably nobody]

To maybe one person

Oh yeah? whose your favorite late night host?

[roast, as it is probably easy to do]

Option two: nobody? Ok.

That's alright; i'll catch you up to speed;

If you ever need to understand the state of very white america:

That's pretty much late night tv.

I'm in no demographic whatsoever,

But i watch for the news,

And these days its all about politics,

Which is great, because then,

I get to laugh.

But i started getting concerned when I realized

Myself and the president might have too much in common.

We have–I'm embarrassed to admit–

Ashamed, actually–

Almost the exact same reaction to–nearly everything.

I accidentally fucked around and humanized this motherfucker.

Or unhumanized myself.

Either/or.

See, I find the dude funny.

Hilarious, actually–

Because i've been predominately poor

And disproportionately black

My entire life.

Nothing this administration is doing is news to me.

At all.

Racism?! BIgotry?! Scandal?!

I used to check the box for [black]

It literally doesn't get much worse than that in this country.

So nothing worries me more than the fact that

Possibly the most hated man in the world right now,

And myself–

have too much in common.

His reaction and my reaction to almost anything are notjust eerily alike–

But identical.

I get that this isn't funny.

I don't like it either.

I can't tell whether I'm humanizing him or becoming less human.

Do I insert my tesla joke here?

Maybe, might as well.

Everyone was so blown away that this dude got into a Tesla and goes

“It's all computers”

Like a little kid and I myself found this shockingly familiar; because

When i rode inside a Tesla for the first time,

I had that EXACT same reaction!

I said the same thing!

“OH! IT'S ALL COMPUTERS”

I laughed too hard at this, I think
In the privacy of my own home,

although, it seems like someone might have just been watching

When the next day, everywhere I look there are teslas and I can't stop myself from cracking up.

1. Because I had the same exact reaction. Either the president might be a human, or I'M an android.

and 2. Biff Tanen is my favorite movie villain of all time. How do you not–

Anyway.

Now all of a sudden, i'M a white supremacist?!

HAHA! Jokes on you!

I'm an ELITIST!

There's a difference.

don't get me wrong; i've been broke my entire adulthood–

But i value high morals, good taste, and intelligence.

Speaking of intelligence:

[Elon]

Depends on the crowd–I could be pushing it.

Pushing it might be a good start.

{pun intended} (get it, cause tesla's are push to start)

“It's all computers!”

Fuck yeah it is, goddamit,

I said the same shit

“It's all computers! “ “ This is a spaceship!”

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Yes, being black–or any color at all during either of this dude's administrations has been horrible–

But the upside is…

[think real hard]

Maybe segway into everybody hating Elon, which is unfair because he has asperbergs, and if he wasn't one of the richest dudes in the world– it would be the entire opposite because technically he's disabled, right?

Isn't it weird how just because the dude has a lot of money everyone is allowed to hate a dude who literally has a social disability? I find this strange and kind of attribute this to the herd mentality state of discollusioned unawareness that obviously, if no one can remember that this dude is on the spectrum…

Which, besides being a genius kind of excuses his bizarre social atrocities.

Doesn't it.

Last time i checked whenever there was a kind of issue with a disabled person, like at work or something, everyone is kind of keyed in and caught up to speed like

“Oh, that's Ernie, he's special– [whispers, aside: He has aspergers…]

And everyone in the office just goes

“ohhhhh.”

Too much latenight. I gotta start drinking.

No more late night.

{if crowd work engaged, follow up with one more roast.}

No more idle threats

Just do it, or don't

You are you you are;

And this is your curse—

Just don't make it worse

Just go to your room;

You don't have a home,

You just live in a tomb

You live in a tomb

I live in a tomb

I listen to mooba

This is my womb,

I move out soon

Full Moon, I swoon

You snooze, you loose

You booze?

I choose to amuse the humans

Shoot the roomba, too

He knew me

Music moves the rooms

Consuming doom and gloom

Though boom boxes

Not just a—-

He's an artist.

Lol what's the plotline for this.

idk adam sandler's early-career secret name change?

For what though

I guess we'll see.

You give me body ache

A subtle body ache

And knowing what you cause

A force of no remorse

You give me body ache

I knowing that you want

A knock against my heart

Don't push

(it doesn't cost)

I woke you up

With no remorse

(don't push– a body ache)

I want to want to want to

Want you

But–

(a cause)

However I don't

(don't operate unplugged)

The push–the push–the push
The pause

|| don't break || don't break||

The heart

Masterful, a fool

(encanto tanto)

But i'm soaking up your body overflow

(the cause, the cause)

I want to cherish all your fountains

(I wake up with no remorse)

I want, I want, I want

You give me body ache ||

The cause

You give me body ache ||

The cause

You give me body ache ||

I want

You give me fluid heart

(I pump || I pump|| I pump..

|| || ||

(Fade out)

Oka.

Okay. I got the envelope.

Good. Now, take this–Uptown.

Uptown? Why Uptown?

You're about to find out.

No. Wait–how ‘Up' are we talking”

Up.

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