TYPICAL HOLIDAY WEEKEND IN CHICAGO ENDS UP WITH OVER 50 INJURED AND 9 DEAD. MAYOR, GOVERNOR STILL IN DENIAL. TRUMP SENDING TROOPS TO CHICAGO ANYWAY
THE REPORT OF TRUMP'S DEATH ARE GREATLY EXAGGERATED
TRUMP ANNOUNCES SPACE COMMAND MOVES FROM COLORADO TO ALABAMA
THE TRANS SHOOTER STORY YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT
HOMAN CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN. PORTLAND, ORE AND SEATTLE ARE HIS NEXT TARGETS