LEGENDS
What did you DO?!
What did I do?
WHAT DID YOU DO?
DID I BREAK SOMETHING?
I told you, they're evil!
Can they help it?
No, at this point, it's just cyclical.
No. No. No.
(Flashback)
“You sold your soul to music.”
CUT BACK TO:
I certainly did NOT.
Ahem.
(Before)
“I'll trade then.”
WHAT?
She did say that.
I did say that.
Well FUCK. What was HIS deal?
I don't know!
I don't think anybody knows.
Joel would know.
Uhm. I'd like to phone a friend.
You have friends?
I have a friend.
[phone rings]
Who is this?
THAT'S IT.
What was “It”?
WHERE'S MY PHONE.
Ah, Uh-Oh.
Fuck this shit.
Don't fuck up.
I'M GETTIN ON TINDER.
Awww, fishsticks.
That sounds tasty.
T-t-t-tasty–Tastaaayyyy.
Shut up, Fergie.
FERGIE
I like drugs.
[Nobody Objects Entirely.]
COELACANTH.
WHAT IS THAT?!
I don't know.
{Coelacanth Approaches]
OH DEAR GOD.
I mean, I'm sure God's partly responsible for any of this–
WHAT IS THAT?
That's just Coelacanth.
Fucking–JESUS CHRIST.
I mean, maybe–
AHHHHHHH.
Just calm down!
WHATTHEFUCK
He is shy–
[Coelacanth murmurs]
–I think.
{Enter The Multiverse}
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