️ Reality Rewind with Megan – RHORI Season 1, Episode 2
Welcome back to Reality Rewind with Megan! This week we're diving into Episode 2 of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island—and wow, the drama is already working overtime.
We open with Liz, who is making one thing very clear: she is not a granny—she's a Gigi. It's a rebrand, it's a mindset, it's a lifestyle. Honestly, respect the commitment.
Meanwhile, Ashley is… still crying. And yes, it's still about the coffee shop. At this point, the coffee shop deserves its own confessional.
Now let's talk about our newest chaos agent: Rulla—aka Rullala, courtesy of Alicia. And let me tell you, she earns that nickname immediately. When Liz brings up rumours about Rulla's husband stepping out, Rulla doesn't dodge—she fires straight back, bringing up Liz's own cheating rumours. No hesitation, no filter. We love a housewife who understands the assignment.
Rulla also wastes zero time declaring she does not like Jo-Ellen. And if there's one thing she's good at, it's deflecting attention from her own issues by tossing the spotlight onto literally anyone else.
Alicia continues to be the unexpected comic relief—her admission that she's barely driven on a highway? Iconic. Relatable? Questionable. Entertaining? Absolutely.
We meet Rulla's husband, and her description is peak Rulla: she likes tall, dark, and handsome—and she thinks he's handsome… so he's at least one of the three. The shade is subtle but lethal.
Next up, the ladies pile onto a party bus headed to a winery—because nothing says “healthy communication” like wine and unresolved tension. Kelsey pulls Jo-Ellen aside to warn her that Rulla is coming… only for Rulla to call in, fully glammed, claiming she's too unwell to attend. The timing? Suspicious. The drama? Delicious.
At the winery, we get the classic “question in a box” game—aka producer gold. Everyone's asking what we're all thinking, and then Kelsey drops a bomb. She says she's not in a polyamorist relationship… but casually reveals she does have a boyfriend.
So… not polygamous, but maybe polyamorist? Or just strategically vague? Either way, the group is confused, I am confused, and honestly, I need a diagram.
Episode 2 really locks in the dynamics: Rulla is here to stir, Liz is curating her image, Ashley is still emotionally tied to espresso, and Kelsey might be the season's wildcard.
And we are only just getting started.
See you next time on Reality Rewind with Megan!